formerly known as Ron Artest

Metta World Peace is his new name.  Sept 16, 2011 Ron Artest changed his name to Metta World Peace.  The name change was delayed because of outstanding traffic tickets - but no matter.  The joy of this name change is the irony.  Ron Artest is known as the dirtiest player out there.  A real hot-head, ready to brawl at any time.  He's now World Peace!?   Now that is a name.  I hope he can aspire to live up to it!

Anthony Weiner

From the spelling it should be pronounced Wine-er, not wean-er, but he went with the Wiener sound and he's lived up to that.

This one looks like the pronunciation should be wine-er for sure.
My last word on this guy is that he is very stupid, to be bragging to people online he doesn't know that he is a congressman, sending pictures of himself - a big creeper. We definitely don't want him holding country secrets when he is this dumb!  Goodbye Weiner!

Ryan Longwell

Longwell... he's a kicker.  He mainly kicks it long and well.  I'm a viking fan, so it doesn't have to be a perfect match to make the list, but it's pretty good.  He's born to kick!

Usain Bolt

The guys name is Bolt.  Can it be any better.  He was made to run, or not just run, but Bolt!